If the one-two punch of a nationwide pandemic followed by anti-white race riots has finally roused you from your urban or suburban slumber, you\u2019re not alone. There are likely millions of Americans, from white nationalists to normies, in various stages of preparation right now, aiming to ditch the diversity rat race and escape to greener, whiter pastures. This is (mostly) good news. But there\u2019s much to consider before making the great escape. The friendly dads of Full Haus hereby attempt to arm you with the essentials so that you make the best decision of your life, and not a terrible mistake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No place is safe. <\/strong>Find the whitest, most sparsely populated zip code in America, and it could still get enriched in the span of a few years by a refugee resettlement program<\/a> or a Big Ag invader employment project<\/a>. Your goal is to buy time and peace of mind, not permanent safe haven from the ills of the world. For this reason, it is essential that you seek acreage, privacy, and security. You can\u2019t control who buys the properties around you, so make sure your future neighbors will not be in spitting, shooting, or Third World music distance. If you can\u2019t shoot legally on your property without getting noise complaints, it\u2019s not remote enough. If you can\u2019t take a leak off your porch without horrifying a neighbor, they\u2019re too close. And do not buy a property with a homeowners association, even if it\u2019s a sleepy development of cottages or lots. This may be your only chance at achieving what passes for freedom these days, and you do not want a board of local do-gooders having power over your property decisions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Money matters<\/strong>.\u00a0 If you\u2019re one of the lucky ones who can work remotely from any part of the country while maintaining your current income level, you\u2019ve got little excuse not to bail out. For others, moving to the country may mean a major pay cut, but it\u2019s all relative.\u00a0 Estimate the percentage reduction in your monthly housing costs using a mortgage calculator<\/a> (most people\u2019s biggest budget line item) and then calculate an equivalent reduction for your income.\u00a0 You may find that you\u2019ll be proportionally wealthier every month, even with a lower paying job, just by escaping high housing costs and associated property taxes. Utilities and grocery prices will likely be lower too.\u00a0 Just remember that it\u2019s usually impossible to get a mortgage on land-only or a foreclosure; a habitable traditional property is required for that. If you require a mortgage and qualify for one, save yourself the headache of permits, contracting, and cash, and buy a fixer on great land you can upgrade yourself. Starve the beast of your talents and taxes, because you\u2019re nobody\u2019s cattle!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Don\u2019t be lazy. <\/strong>Yes: taking care of a rural home, crops, animals, pets, kids, and more means more work. Deprogram yourself from expecting this sick society\u2019s creature comforts and gain the satisfaction and independence of managing them yourself. The system relies on your laziness and ineptitude to profit.<\/em> If you\u2019re concerned that you\u2019re not handy enough to handle tough projects, you can learn. <\/em>You\u2019ve got a world of information at your fingertips. Invest the time because even if you ruin something, there\u2019s now a community at your back to help you out online or IRL. Your people will support you in a way even blood family nowadays often doesn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kid concerns. <\/strong>Worried about your kids\u2019 relocation? TL\/DR: they\u2019ll be fine. Children are more adaptable than you are, and if you\u2019re moving to be closer to your \u201cfam,\u201d they\u2019ll find truer friends and more wholesome upbringings within the kind of community you desire or remember. Sure, they might not have the classic white American suburban upbringing of plentiful pals within worry-free bike-riding distance, but that\u2019s increasingly an illusion anyway. You won\u2019t be able to \u201cpop out to the store\u201d with them quite as easily as before. But even that isn\u2019t such a big deal. Gas is cheap, and you can indulge in occasional big box purchases with free and expedited shipping to your remote redoubt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Start looking tomorrow, if you haven\u2019t<\/strong> already<\/strong>. You really want to get the jump on this fam. It\u2019s not unlikely that we\u2019re witnessing the last <\/em>great American white flight moment, and rural property values are ticking up already. Anecdotal evidence suggests rural real estate is being gobbled up by wealthy urbanites, and they\u2019re not being selective. Choose the best state that\u2019s most feasible for you, and then drill down into Census data<\/a> to find the county least likely to turn into Mogadishu in a decade. Set up an automatic search via Redfin or Zillow. Look for professional-looking real estate agents in that area (wink wink), send them an email with your requirements, let them do the research, and set a date to go see specific properties. Even if you\u2019re not yet sold on escaping (you fool!), a day in the country educating yourself on the market and environs is not only enjoyable, but valuable time spent as you consider your investment. If you\u2019re already networked with like-minded people, try to coordinate purchases with them, as difficult as that can be. Having just one or two allies within the same zip code can be confidence-inspiring or even a lifesaver, and may soften any country culture shock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pro tip: don\u2019t abuse a realtor\u2019s time by visiting properties you\u2019re unlikely to buy. Realtors and lenders are slammed right now with a variety of inquiries (purchases, sales, refinances), so prequalify with a lender to demonstrate you\u2019re both a serious and an imminent buyer, even if you can\u2019t purchase quickly. You only have to purchase a loan at settlement, so you can reapply and requalify later if necessary. Otherwise, cash is king, and the less interest you feed to the gaping maw of Big Finance, the more you win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Water, Water, Water<\/strong>. If you\u2019re an urban or suburban bugman by upbringing, we won\u2019t judge, but you\u2019re probably spoiled by 24\/7 reliable municipal water supplies and sewer service. Moving to the country means you may be dealing with a well or cistern for water supply, and a septic system for waste. While these systems can be major headaches and expenses, it\u2019s also nice knowing you\u2019re not totally reliant on the system for the vital liquid of life. Educate yourself on what you\u2019ll be dealing with before making an offer, and be damn sure to have the water and septic tested as part of your home inspection process. Additionally, having a stream or pond on your new property is a huge benefit, so that if everything goes to total hell, you still have access to water for cooking, cleaning, and filling your toilet tank. These properties come at a premium and with competition, so be prepared to jump on one that comes along.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Inconveniences and discomfort.\u00a0 <\/strong>Don\u2019t make the move unless you\u2019re prepared to trade interracial crime, traffic, communists, and ethnic restaurants for a few challenges.\u00a0 Say goodbye to high-speed fiber-optic or cable internet service, and be prepared to tolerate DSL, which in most cases is still good enough to stream The Greatest Story Never Told<\/a>, at least until Elon Musk\u2019s Starlink<\/a> satellite internet rolls out later this year.\u00a0 Forget about putting out your trash and recycling on dedicated nights of the week; you\u2019ll be composting food waste and burning paper while hauling the rest of your trash to the dump at least weekly.\u00a0 And don\u2019t get us started on the bugs.\u00a0 Horseflies, ticks, giant moths, and mosquitoes will enter your life in a whole new way.\u00a0 Prepare to wage a holy war on the insect kingdom with screening, fogging, zappers, repellent, fly tape, or acceptance. \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n Transcendental joys. <\/strong>Ever see a deer or rabbit on your property and view it as viable food source, and not just a garden raider? <\/strong>Ever heard distant gunshots, yet not feel the slightest concern that they were the result of crime? How about leading a goofy dance party with your kids out in the yard, knowing that no one could possibly catch a glimpse or take a video of it? Ever take a scenic drive to the local grocery store to see nothing but white people – and have them go out of their way to compliment your family? Wake up<\/em> by your own rooster\u2019s crow, and later experience stars as brilliant as they appeared to our continent-conquering ancestors. You have the means to liberate yourself, and it\u2019s time to ditch any excuses to seek your shot at freedom. Declare your own independence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Top States to Consider. <\/strong>Sure, there are nice rural retreats in deep blue states where you might find happiness – Vermont in particular. But do you really want to take the plunge in a place where the politics are left of Marx, or your gun rights are vulnerable? Or pay taxes to an institution that exists to funnel your money to your replacements? Our Top 15 States to Consider, based on demographics, geography, taxes, and political orientation are: Alaska, Arkansas, Idaho, Kentucky, Maine, Michigan, Missouri, Montana, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, West Virginia, and Wyoming. Ask a Prepper suggests others<\/a>. Your mileage may vary, of course, especially if you don\u2019t want to raise the kiddos too far away from grandma and grandpa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n